Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Boring Stuff

Yeah, well, I'm up to my eyebrows. Got an Iaido grading coming up, which calls for regular practice and plenty of it. And the ju-jitsu students are going to grade shortly, so I'm working hard with them, too.

Meanwhile, the primary school has asked me to do a few sessions of an introductory martial arts course for the kids there. I never say no to the local primary school if I can help it, so that's going on.

At the same time, the end-of-winter sniffles have arrived, and all three kids of gone down like tin ducks in sideshow alley. Even Elder Son, he of the titanium-plated immune system, is currently lying on the couch reading Calvin and Hobbes, and sniffling.

In the same vein, we hit the end-of-month patch with the Satellite "broadband" deal, and ran out of bandwidth. As usual. It's clicked over today, which is nice - but for some reason, the uplink seems to be a bit sketchy. It was running okay, and then it just randomly throttled back, and I started getting "site not found" bullshit warnings. Possibly Natalie's machine is busy downloading some goddam epic Microsoft update, or something like that. I dunno. I just know it makes working via the 'Net a painful process.

And -- surprise, surprise! -- the National Broadband Network probably won't fucking help. K-Rudd is proving ever more incompetent. He doesn't even know how to deliver a bribe properly. The two areas getting NBN first are North-West Tassie, and North-East Tassie, where I live. Not too coincidentally, both are quite marginal seats.

So, here comes the payoff for our electoral support, right?

Wrong. So far, it looks as though the so-called NBN "roll-out" is going to be restricted to places like Scottsdale, which have ALREADY F--KING GOT ADSL. So if you live, like, ten km outside Scottsdale, there will be no goddam change. Business as usual: shitty, expensive, unreliable, high-maintenance satellite, or even-more-expensive Next-G which doesn't work because of the poor coverage and the hilly terrain. Or dial-up. Yeah, wow... that's a good one, eh?

Thank you, Mr Rudd. Why don't you drop by sometime? If you're going to blow smoke up my arse, you might as well do it in person, eh?

All right. I've gotta get back to it. I've got two off-colour kids lying around the place, a monster pile of laundry to do, a Spanish lesson to put together for the afternoon, a flyer to write and print for the afternoon's martial arts class, and I still haven't written any goddam fiction since Monday.

This sucks.


  1. '....is currently lying on the couch reading Calvin and Hobbes, and sniffling' Yep Calvin and Hobbes always does that to me as well.

    I trust you are following all normal Hot Zone precautions to ensure that you don't come down with it.

  2. Really do you want Kevvy dropping by? He might sample one of your dishes then there will be no getting rid of 'im....

  3. Pork barrelling with sand is pretty stupid. "We'll run out world class broadband to only the people who already have it". Idiots. You can't make infrastructure without spending lots of money. Every idiot seems to be trying a deny that.

  4. Much as I preferred the Kevinator to PM for Life Howard, as a Brystopian (and long time state public servant) one only has to look at KR's former role as DG of the Qld Dept of Premier and Cabinet during which reign of terror, he hunted down servants of the old regime and gave them jobs in Roma & Rockhampton. No inspiration or practicality required.

    Now, he has a much more efficient system, just load up the PS with work until they crack and then replace them. Of course, that means that projects start out good and go bad quickly.

    I now wait for Minister Garrett to turn the Mary River into a new Franklin, make himself (and by extension -the Ruddster) look green and save Cap'n Bligh's derriere.

    As far as NBN goes, it is largely a smoke screen to enable the break up and sale of the last great monopoly - Telstra.

    On the subject of pork - has anyone noticed that our PM shares the same initials as a famous producer of smallgoods.