God DAMN I could have some fun with one of those things...
Found in my drafts.
2 days ago
I'm a writer, mostly of speculative fiction, living in rural Tasmania. I've got a rural GP wife and three small kids, and I keep a running commentary of life here so that when my kids are old enough to give a shit, they can read up and discover who their parents used to be. I tried doing this on paper, but I sucked at it. So I tried doing it online with an audience. It worked. May contain adult language and concepts. Deal with it.
I think these things have potential military application.
ReplyDeleteI wonder why the thought had never occurred until now.
ReplyDeleteI WANT TWO! NO! THREE! And I want them fitted with HIGH-POWERED REMOTE CONTROL LASERS so I can have AERIAL SUPERHERO BATTLES! And... and... goddam SPEAKERS and a SOUND SYSTEM so I can play BITCHIN' SUPERHERO SOUND EFFECTS and HEROIC GODDAM MUSIC as they fly around shooting each other with their LASERS! YEAH! FUCK! YEAH!
ReplyDeleteRight... Okay. Sorry about that. Just gonna go and have a beer or something to slow me down a little.