Cats and dogs organised - check
Pet rats farmed out to Amazing Neighbour Anna - check
Chooks organised - check
Packing - check
Documents - check
Electronic bumff (video recorders, cameras, music machines, rechargers, memory sticks, batteries, netbook computer, etc) - check
Children - squabbling perpetually
Wife - teetering
Sanity - sadly missing.
I fkn LOVE holidaying.