To which the only sane and civilised reply must be: yes. It is too early. It is ALWAYS too early.
Unfortunately, girls of six years old (going on seven!) are neither sane, nor civilised. Today, Natalie and I received this... list of demands. For Santa.
I like to think the image will expand if you click on it. But what would I know? Blogger is... blogger.
I added translations, by the way. Just so you'd understand the full depth of the Mau-Mau's convictions regarding her role in "Chissmiss".
...a fucking hovercraft? REALLY?
Hamburgers, the superfood.
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