Tuesday, January 25, 2011
Hello? I Think There's Been Some Kind Of Mistake...
Look, I know a lot of people must say this, but I'm really sure there's been a mistake. I don't belong here, you see. No. Really.
I mean, sure, obviously I share enough genetic material to interbreed with the dominant species on this planet, but there are plenty of species that can interbreed. Why should this particular one be different? Like I said: there's been a mistake.
I want to go home.
I'm not sure where home is, or who else is there, but honestly, it's got to be better than this.
There has to be a planet some place where they do things differently. I figure the intelligent forms there are similar enough to humanity - but there are fundamental differences. Important ones. And somehow, I got left here. By accident.
So - if you're monitoring this... I'm done now, okay? I've had enough.
I'd like to leave now, please.