I'll make you a deal.
I've noticed the last few times you've put your inevitable link to some porn site or another in the comments section that you've actually gone so far as to include a comment. Not only that, but your comments have been creeping towards relevance.
For example: in the previous post, regarding my family and I preparing to go on holiday, you wrote 'Readiness is all'... and then added the porn link.
Now, I've got nothing against porn as such, as long as it's all about consenting adults, y'know? So if you really want to put links to porn in the comments on my blog... why should I care? The only reason I've been kicking your links off the comments is because you add nothing to the discussion.
'Readiness is all' is almost a contribution. But it's not good enough, I'm afraid, because it's a platitude. A cliche. A meaningless statement that incites no thought, provokes no reaction, achieves no end, adds no value. And therefore, your comment got the boot.
So here's the deal: you make yourself an active contributor hereabouts, and I'll leave your porny linkages in perpetuity. Because I truly, really, don't care if you're hawking porn, as long as it's legal and non-harmful.
But your comments have to show some kind of thought and insight. They need to be relevant. Bonus points if they're actually funny, by the way.
Okay, Chinese Porn Spam Person. The deal's on the table. What do you say?
No garden without its weeds.............................................................
ReplyDeleteoh sorry, here's your link
ReplyDeleteTo become full, one first has to be empty. - The perfect proverb for chinese porn spamming.
ReplyDeleteYou get that too, I thought it was just me?
ReplyDeleteNah. Chinese Porn Spam Guy is all over these blogs like herpes. I noticed him on Bart's the other day. I suspect he's trolling around, following links from blog to blog.
ReplyDeleteI don't really care. I only remove his stuff on principle. If he wants to chat, I'm happy to leave his links. I think it would be really interesting to open a dialogue with a porn spammer.
...but not you, Medway! That was the most feeble excuse for a porn link that I've ever seen! How much are those so-called 'Google' people paying you, anyway?
Not fucking enough, i say. I should've just directed you to Youporn or Redtube.
ReplyDeleteThis is just sad. Normally, CPSguy is here within twelve hours. It's been a full twenty-four, and no sign. D'you think we've embarrassed him? Or maybe he's just mulling it over?
ReplyDeleteHe may be going through a packet of chinese fortune cookies to see if he can find any new tidbits of wisdom to add before he punches in some porn links.
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ReplyDeleteNope, no words of wisdom...
ReplyDeleteAhh well. It was worth a try.
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