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9 hours ago
I'm a writer, mostly of speculative fiction, living in rural Tasmania. I've got a rural GP wife and three small kids, and I keep a running commentary of life here so that when my kids are old enough to give a shit, they can read up and discover who their parents used to be. I tried doing this on paper, but I sucked at it. So I tried doing it online with an audience. It worked. May contain adult language and concepts. Deal with it.
Words fail me.
ReplyDeleteI've seen this with Bob the Builder and Lightning McQueen stuff. To be fair, this looks about the same intellectual level. Actually, that's a bit rough on Bob.
ReplyDeleteI shouldn't be surprised but ... OMFG!
ReplyDeleteSorry to repeat your OMFG but it needed it.
ReplyDeleteNo need to apologise. If you hadn't repeated it, I probably would have done so. And also: eeeeyew!
ReplyDeleteAbout 30yrs ago parents could get such personalised books for their kids. My wife has one.
ReplyDeleteLame!
ReplyDeleteMight I urge all of your readers who live in anywhere near MI in the USA to track down Sofie M. who in her lowing testimonial wrote
ReplyDelete"Wow! I got this book for my birthday from my BFF who knows I love Twilight and all things vampirey. It was amazing!"
and see if there is a viable thinking human being in there or if, as I hope, it is just a fictitious creation to promote this affront to humanity.
It is bad enough when vampires sparkle, I do not exaggerated when I say this is hella times worse.